Rated: PG-13 - May be inappropriate for children under 13. In other words, we’re warning you now so you won’t complain that we didn’t warn you!
RJ: Gosh DAMNIT! *throws test into bag and continues to sit in desk*
Ali: Don't argue, it's only an A-.
RJ: Yeah, but that's BAD! My rents'll ki-
Ali: Ah shaddup about yo rents. An A's an A. So shaddup.
RJ: *sighs in frustration* I CANNOT wait to get out..
Teacher: Was there something you wanted to say, RJ?
RJ: NO. *whispers to self* stupid biotch..
Teacher: Excuse me?
RJ: Huh?
Teacher: Did you say something?
RJ: No....
Ali: Anyways, did you hear?
RJ: About??
Ali: 5 white boys gonna be transferring to our school, son!
RJ: Stop lyin’...
Ali: Heard dey was madd cute..
RJ: Daz bull daw, I can't believe dat.
Ali: Well believe it cuz-
*someone knocks on classroom door and everyone stares forward. Teacher goes over to answer it.*
Teacher: Right.. okay.. that's good. *smiles and walks back to class with 5 guys following her in*
RJ: *mouth drops open* Holy shh..
Ali: *starts drooling*
RJ: What the hell are they doing on this side of town.. what's up with the preppy white guy..
Teacher: Class, this is Justin, Joseph, Joshua, Christopher, and Lanceten.
*5 guys look around at class who cannot help from smirking and laughing*
RJ: *slowly starts laughing* Man.. they need work..
Teacher: Introduce yourselves, please.
Lanceten: Well, I am Lanceten and I am from Mississippi.
Ali: Oh No....
Joshua: Hello, everyone!! My Name is Joshua!!!! *jumping up and down*
*silence*
Justin: Yo wat up dawgs, I bez Justin.
Ali: Trying too hard, but he's hott....
Christopher: I’m Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick
RJ: Not trying at all....
Joseph: I’m Joseph and I just may ROCK your way*smirk*
Ali and RJ: Uhh....
The 5 guys take seats. Unfortunately, only in back where there's room by Ali and RJ.
RJ: *whispers to Ali* Crap, I feel like I'm IN Mississippi.. ugh..
Ali: Dayum, it's getting HOTT in here.. *licks lips at Justin who stares with a confused look*
RJ: *whispers* He doesn't GET it, so don't try..
--AFTER A WHILE
Bell rings and everyone files out.
Ali: Y'know, I think we could do somethin' 'bout those white boyz.
RJ: Yeah right. They're hella hopeless losers. *points to gang picking on them*
Ali: Yea but do you have any idea how cool it would be to see them hit da flo?
RJ: Oh yeah, I'm SURE they wouldn't wanna ruin their tucked in shirts.
Ali: Well so what if they're losers...
RJ: Yeah well if you can prove that wrong, I can dare you right now to go over and save 'em.
Ali: Fine, I will.
*Ali marches to where the guys were gettin picked on*
Ali: Yo C can I holla at chu for a second?
C: Yea Ma' Wussup
Ali: Leave those poor white boyz alone.
C: Nah Ma'...
Ali: I gots a proposition for you
C: Aight..*clueless of what she meant*
Ali: Okay I gots a deal fo' you- you leave them alone, then i'll go on a date with you.
C: Well.. yea daz cool.. see you round.. *gathers up other boyz and walks away*
The 5 guys stare in awe. RJ runs over.
Joshua: H-How did you do that?!
Ali: *grins and nods* I got connections..
Justin: Dat bez cool, yo altho ah thought ah could take 'em down, know whut ah bez sayin'?
RJ: *rolls eyes*
Lanceten: I thought we were going to die back there! *fixes shirt*
Ali: So.. maybe y'alls should hang with US more often.. *looks Justin in the eyes*
Justin: S-Suurree.. *dazed*
Joshua: Okay! Okay! *still jumping up and down*
Joseph: Where’s the cafeteria?
RJ: Well GENTLEMEN, we gotta get going, so..
Ali: Come on y’allz, we’re gonna hit da pavement.
RJ: *whispers* What are you DOING?!
Ali: *whispers back* Well hey, we might as well teach ‘em a thing or two about us during lunch, right?
RJ: *rolls eyes again* Suuure...
Ali: Hey, ya' wanna grab a bite to eat with us?
Lanceten: Wow!! You guys are so nice..and modest to us!!
RJ: *looks at Lanceten weirdly*..ok
Ali: Um anyways ya' wanna go or not?
JC: HEY!! WHY NOT!!! *Looked like he was about to attack Ali*
Ali: Son, Slow down..
Joseph: He's your son?*clueless*
Ali: Oh my god, you white boyz gots ALOT to learn..
RJ: Are we going or not?
Joseph: Sure..you sweet lady...
RJ: Um...Okay...If you are going to use pick up lines JOSEPH, at least make them have a little class.
*So they go to the lunch room, going to their usual spot*
Christopher: *feels need to yell at anybody* HELLO DAWG..HI DAWG...WHAT IS UP DAWG!!
RJ: Christopher what the hell do you think your doing? Do you want to get shot?
Christopher: Oo nooo, I don't like needles!
RJ: *slaps forehead with hand* This is gonna be harder than I thought..
Joseph: I'm hungry..
Justin: *tries to flirt with Ali* So babez how 'boutz we ride in ma benz?
Ali: Not a good pick-up line..
Lanceten: *looking at cafeteria lunch menu* I think.. I'll have.. their salad..
RJ: God, you gotta understand that cafeteria food tastes like shit, okay?!
Lanceten: Ooo, you said a BATHROOM WORD!!
RJ: *SIGHS* Okay, peeps. EVERYBODY just.. just.. SIT DOWN!!!
Everyone sits.
RJ: OKAY. Rule number one, UN-tuck those shirts, you all look like idiots.
Guys look confused.
Joshua: Do you have any candy?
RJ: *to Ali* Oohh.. God.. this is getting really really scary..
Ali: OK, Listen to me.. If you actually want to survive in this school, not get picked on, and most likely what always happens to pretty white boys....get shot in the head...Then you have to listen to us..
RJ: Yep, If you don't, you’re on your own.
Lanceten: Okie Dokie Karaoke!
RJ: *sighs* That's not cool.
Lance: Um, alrighty then...
Ali: How about we start with your names..they sound kinda..gay
Christopher: What are you trying to say?
RJ: That they sound kinda gay.
Justin: Aight, wus our namez gonna be..can I bez J-Dawg?
Ali: Movin' on, Lanceten...Lance...
RJ: Joseph..Joey..
Ali: Christopher..Chris..
RJ: and Joshua...
Joshua: I WANNA GRIND THE CHAIR BABY YES YES!!
RJ: Is...he ok?
Lance: He gets an orgasm, out of no where most of the time...actually, all the time..
Ali: What's his last name?
Justin: ShaZZaM!
Lance: Correction, it's Chasez pronounced Sha- Zay
Ali: JC!!!
RJ: Huh?
Ali: Joshua's new name is JC... Joshua Chasez..
RJ: Good Idea!!
JC: *gets down on all fours and starts humping floor of dining hall* OOOHH YEAAAHH!!
RJ: *notices everyone staring* Oh God... JC.. STOP.
JC: *continues humping*
RJ: *picks him up by collar and slaps him in the face* I SAID STOP!
JC: Whoaa.. ookaay.. *calms down*
Ali: AIGHT, next on the agenda.. CLOTHING. It's either you boyz get pointers from us at the mall, or y'allz figure it out.
RJ: She's right.. you all look like shit.
Lance: Ooo!! You said a bath-
RJ: I KNOW!! Now shut up. *whispers to Ali* Think we should bring 'em to a crizib and continue from there?
Ali: That bez a good idea, Corona.
RJ: Aight! After classes, we meet RIGHT BACK here.. comprende?
5 guys in unison: Okay!
RJ: *whispers to Ali* They're hopeless, I know it.
Ali: Nah, they're easy.. trust me.
RJ: But LOOK at them! One guy with a bubble butt, the next has continuous orgasms, the other TRIES to be black.. one's always hungry.. and the last never understands what the hell he's talking about.
Ali: Hmm.. we'll take care of it.
RJ: Excuse me... WE? Aren't you the one who wants to change them?
Ali: Ah, shaddup. You KNOW you want that JC guy.
RJ: Oh yeeaah sure, and I'm sure you've got something for that J-DAWG!
Ali: Of course I do.. *grins*
RJ: *sighs*
Ali: Yeah, cause he gots the WHOLE damn package!! I know for a fact when he starting humping the chair, it turned you on!
RJ: Whatever.
Lance: Girlies...?
Ali: It's Ali and RJ
Joey: Do you have 50 cents?
RJ: For what?
Joey: So i can buy some twixs...they're really good..
Ali: Um, Your gonna have to cut down on the sweets...
Joey: WHY?FOOD IS MY LIFE
RJ: We can see that...
JC: Ahh I can't take it!!!! *climbs the table and starts humping it*
Ali: *Traumatized*
Lance: JC..you’re dirtying the table..
Justin: Yo fool!! Go hump da' wall but naht da table !
JC: *Stars humping the air* YES BUDDY!!
RJ: Get the hell down!!!
JC: Woo!!!! *Thrust back and forth*
People watching. They kept watching as JC humped everything in sight, some people stayed away from him, scared of what he might do. So, RJ kicked him where the sun don’t shine.
JC yells in pain, holding his crotch, and falls to his knees.
RJ: Gentlemen, that's the treatment you get for doing stupid things. *fakes a smile*
Lance: *Terrified*
Joey: *mouth hangs open*
Justin: *frozen*
Ali: *laughs a little* I assume we should be heading to class now then..
---A few classes later---
The 7 peeps walk down the street.
Ali: Okay, guys. We're heading to our crizib.
Lance: What's a crizib?
RJ: Place to hang out.
5 Guys: Oh..
RJ: *pushes open warehouse* THIS, gentlemen, is the hangout.
Joey: It.. looks more like a place to store furniture.
Ali: Well it's ours now, so we claimed it.. aaand we've got all our stuff here..
Chris: *Starts touching TV remote*
RJ: *snatches it away* Don't even think about it.. we've got more important stuff to get to.
Ali: Now for some muzic, pleeze. *turns on huge audio system*
"DON’T BE TRIPPIN’ WHEN YOU SEE US IN THE CLUB
JUST SHOW A LIL LOVE
REPRESENT YOUR SIDE LIKE ME
CAUSE AROUND HERE IF YOU SLIP YOU CATCH A HOT ONE
RUN SHOT GUN
COUPLE OF THEM GOTTA ONE ?"
Ali and RJ started dancing to the bit of Jagged Edge. The guys looked at each other, smiled and started dancing. They were a sad case.
Ali: Oh my God, no..
RJ: *Whispers* Told you they we're useless..
Ali: Shut up, it takes a lil’ work. Guys.. No.. STOP
*The guys stop*
Ali: It seems you’re kinda low on choreography.. and DANCING itself, you peeps gots no RHYTHM!!
RJ: Damn straight.. you guys need to take a few tips from us...
Lance: Oh kay, we got yo *in a country like accent*
Ali and RJ: *sigh*
JC: I could hump the floor pretty good... *licks lips*
RJ: NO JC, I will kick you harder than before, and I mean it, dammit.
RJ: Where's Joey?
Joey: *shoves ham in pocket*
Ali: WERE U TAKING OUR FOOD??
Joey: ..... no... okay I was hungry..
RJ: Joey, leave the goddamn food alone and let's get DOWN, peeps!
JC: WOO HOO! *starts humping floor again*
RJ: RRGG.. ok just let him do his thing.. as for you other guys.. y'allz gotta learn how ta FREAK!
Ali: Corona's right, here. Like dis. *starts freaking on Justin who has no clue what she's doing*
Justin: Whoa, dat bez feelin' good, yo.
Ali: *smiles up at Justin* I know.
Lance: Ooh... so.. like this? *starts moving hips*
RJ: Rrgg.. like THIS. *starts to freak Lance* you gotta be INTO it!
Joey: *starts going on Lance* So.. like this?
RJ: NOOO!! JOEY, STOP! *pushes him away* you're only supposed to do it to GIRLS!!
Chris: Ooo, this is KEWL! *starts freaking wall* Hey, I'm JC!
JC: *stops humping floor, FINALLY* Whoa, that looks kinda cool!
Ali: *still busy freaking with Justin*
Justin: *keeps hands on her hips* Der we goez, hail yea, ah bez DOIN' IT!
Other peeps laugh.
RJ: Okay. Other than the freaking move.. what else is there?
Ali: The Harlem Shake!
Ali: It's all in the shoulders, let it flow....
Chris: Okay.. *looks like he is having a seizure*
RJ: No!!!..Don't stress yourself like that.. Chris... you look like a fool on crack..
Justin: Like this? *does it properly*
Ali: Wow.. Justin!! Yes exactly!!
Lance:So i wiggle like this? *starts wiggling his shoulders* Wiggle, wiggle this is SO COOL!
RJ: *sigh*... Lance.... No
Ali: Joey, pretend there’s food on your shoulders.
Joey: *does it properly*
RJ: Joey..got it?..Oh my God, Joey got it, we communicate with Joey..if it’s related to food!!
JC: *Humping the wall* This is better than the floor...
Chris: EVERYONE LET'S DO THE JC HUMP!!
Ali: *flares nose*
RJ and Ali let the guys dance for another 30 minutes. After a while, the guys are definitely ready.
RJ: *sitting on couch next to Ali while guys stand up* You think they're ready? *looks over to Ali*
Ali: *grins and nods* Oohh yeah.
All 5 guys smile at the same time.
RJ: Eesh, stop it with the syncopated stuff, it's startin' to freak me out.. hah..
Ali: Ite yoz, we're all goin' to da club. 'S about.. hmm.. it's about 6.. so why don't we grab some food and head for some dancin'.
5 Guys in unison: Okay!
RJ: *sighs loudly*
---Hours Later---
RJ: Ite guys, don't say ANYTHING until I tell you to.
5 guys together: Okay!
RJ: *leads everyone to backdoor of club* John, let us in, man. It's me.
John: Ite.. keep low.. hold up. *opens door and quickly lets everyone in*
RJ: Thanks, man. *to group* We allz gotta keep our cool, don't start anything stupid.
Chris: *a little too loudly* Don't we have to be over 21 to be in here?
Bartender: Hey you kids, get outta here!
Everyone looks at Chris.
Ali: You stupid.. rrgg..
Everyone walks out.
RJ: This is great. Now we gotta go to choice numba 2. I WAS gonna start y'allz with some other white people back there.. but Mr. Hyperness BLEW IT...
Chris: Hey, I didn't know!!
Ali: We're just gonna hafta go for it, RJ.
RJ: Right.. to the club where all the BLAX and DARX go.
The 5 guys look confused.
RJ: C'mon..
Everyone heads to the next club.
RJ: The reason I don't GO to this one that much iz cuz it AIN'T for peeps over 21. Just about any teen is in there.. so y'allz keep it cool, and show 'em whatchu got.
Ali: Let's Jam ON!
Justin: Can I Jam On wit chu?? *smiles*
Ali: Hell YEA.. I mean yea...
RJ: *Cough* Pathetic..
Ali: Shut up!!!.. if you dance with JC you’re going to be humpified all over you won’t be able to breath air..
*They go into the club*
Lance starts greeting everybody.
Lance: Howdy Doodle!!
Ali: *grabs Lance* Please, don't talk..
Lance: ALRIGHTY!!
Girl: Hey Ali, RJ..what cha' doin ova here? Haven't seen ya in a while.
Ali: We in hea, wit our boyz....meet Justin, JC, Chris, Lance and Joey...
Girl: Nice to meet you ....my name is Karaniasha
Lance: Why Hello Kartly!!
Karaniaha: *looks at him oddly*
RJ: Don’t mind him..someone spiked his drink.
Karaniasha: It's aight.. have fun ...
Ali: C’mon, let's get on da dance floor Justin.
Justin: Aight.
JC: Let's FREAK the floor RJ.
RJ: Um.. No..
*JC pulls her on the floor and starts humping her.*
Lance: This is a fine lil' place on the prarie now, ain't it?
RJ: SHUT THE HELL UP, LANCE!
Lance: *pouts*
Joey: Where's the food?
RJ: *sighs and hears someone from behind "So.. it's those WHITE BOYZ.."*
Chris: Uhh.. ooh.....
RJ: *turns around* Ohhh shit.
C: What the hell they doin' here?
RJ: Look man, we're cool.
C: YOU peeps? COOL? Dayum, dey bez makin' you look BAD!
RJ: *sighs and signals over to Ali*
Ali: *walks over with Justin* Whatchu want, foo?
C: Heyy.. thought you sed you bez goin' out wit me, huh?
Ali: I meant LATER ON.. in LIFE..
C: Yea but den ah bez seein' you FREAKIN' wit dat WHITE BOY?
Justin: *makes mad face*
RJ: *says quietly to Chris, JC, Lance, and Joey* Guys.. just.. keep quiet..
Ali: He'z ma man, so I'd shut up if I wuz you.
C: *along with other boyz behind him* Ooohhh.. I'm soooo scarreed.. hahahaha..
Ali: Shut up!
Justin: *still mad*
C: Whut he gonna do, huh? Probly can't move a dayum poser muscle in his fake bod! Huh? Son?
Justin: *punches C, causing him to fall to the ground*
C: Aw, you wanna FIGHT, SON? HUH?! *gets up and pushes Justin back, starting a wrestling match* C'mon, WHITE BOY!!
RJ: *holds Justin back* Hold up, Son.. keep your cool, aight. *to C* Look man, we ain’t doin’ now fight.
Justin: *nose bleeding, breathes deeply while being held back*
C: Get outta da way, biotch, you ain’t got nothin’ ta do wit dis! *pushes RJ to the side and attacks Justin again*
JC, Joey, Lance, and Chris stay back and watch with amazement.
Ali: STOP, MAN! Dis ain’t cool!!
C: You bez touchin’ ma biotch, son! *punches Justin one last time, knocking him out*
Security Guard: *walks over* Okay everyone, break it up, party’s over. All of you. OUT. NOW.
C: F**k y’allz. *walks out with other boyz*
RJ: *sighs* Damnit.. *helps Ali drag Justin out of club*
Ali: Oh my God, do you think he’s okay?!?! Justin, speak to me!! *slaps his face and shakes him like crazy*
RJ: Stop it, goddamnit. *kneels next to Justin and feels his forehead* Rrrg. *puts head on his chest* He’s breathing.. c’mon. Let’s take him home. Hear that, guyz? We gotta crash at someone’s crizib.
JC: Mine. Mine’s cool.
Everyone: Okay.
Everyone starts walking to JC’s place while Joey and Lance drag Justin over their shoulders.
JC: Man, is Justin okay?
RJ: *SHOCKED* Oh my God.
JC: Huh? What? *looks at RJ*
RJ: You’re.. you’re acting and talking normal.
JC: Well.. yeah, I’m normal. It’s past 9. I’m always normal past 9.
RJ: *laughs* Oohh sheesh. Hehe. *playfully punches JC in the arm*
JC: *puts one arm around RJ* Aight boyz, dis way.
---AT JC’s CRIZIB---
Joey and Lance lie Justin down on a bed.
RJ: *puts wet towel on Justin’s forehead* This should do it.
Ali: Oohh.. my poor Justin.. *starts stroking Justin’s cheek*
RJ: *rolls eyes*
Justin: *wakes up* Wha.. where I bez at, yo..
Ali: We at JC's crib.
Justin: Whyz be ova hea fo'?
RJ: You got your ass kicked.. HAHA ..sorry
Chris: Justin's Nose is a size of a P*n*s!! HAHAHA
Ali: Shut up ..you overgrown monkey!
JC: So you want anything to drink, man?
Ali: ....Why aren't you humping the floor...Okay, is something wrong with you?
Justin: Nah I’m aight, dawg.
Ali: *sighs at Justin*
Justin: Dayum ma image hurts, yo..
Joey: Yeah, well.. your IMAGE is what got us kicked out.
Justin: Hey man, that guy was some wannabe homie.
RJ: Actually JC, you can get me some water, sure.
JC: *walks out of room to kitchen*
Lance: Hey does he have any orange juice?
RJ: Ugh.. God Lance, tell him when he's HERE! Stupid.. *walks out to kitchen*
Chris: *sings* Oooo Looooove is iiiin theee aaaaaiiiiirrrr...
Ali: *still weeping over Justin*
Justin: Ma' why you cryin fo?
Ali:*weeping* Cause I got your image messed up..and your nose looks like an over grown sized p*n*s....
Justin: Is' okay dawg, I’ll jus charge you a few dollas so I can fixed mah face
Ali: *looks at him*Okay...
Chris: Okay, I’ll be in the kitchen.
Lance: Me too
Joey: Me three.. I’m kinda ..nevermind let's just go so these peeps have a few minutes alone.
Justin: Come ova here *Pulls Ali by the shirt and starts making out with her*
JC: *comes back from the kitchen* Stop it!! That's my favorite couch!!!!
RJ: *walks in* Holy.. *coughs* Um.. Ali...
Ali and Justin: *still busy making out*
JC: You guys can't do this! It cost me a FORTUNE to get that thing!
RJ: *pulls JC by the collar* Come on.. let's just go..
JC: *grins* Oh, into the bedroom?
RJ: No, you DORK!! I meant leave them ALONE! Ugh! *pushes him out of room, and walks out after him*
---Meanwhile in the kitchen---
Joey, Lance, Chris, JC, and RJ are all chowing down on some TV dinners.
Lance: God, this stuff tastes like shit.
RJ: Ooo, Lance said a BATHROOM WORD!!!
Lance: *laughs*
Everyone: *hears sounds from bedroom*
Chris: I.. assume Justin and Ali.. are um.. whatchamacallit..
Joey: BUSY!
RJ: No, it's BIZ-AY. *laughs and takes another bite of food*
RJ: Actually, these veggies ain't bad when cooked on low.
JC: *perks up* What? You wanna give me a hickey and a blow?
Everyone stays quiet and looks at each other.
RJ: *laughs loudly and throws food at JC*
JC: Hey!! what was that for
Ali: *from bedroom* JUSTIN!!!!!!
RJ: Oh my GOD...this is nasty.. you know what?
Chris: What?To get the hell out of here? Damn they're so noisy..when I have..
Joey: Chris..no..
RJ: We can go to the club, Chris looks like he's in his early 40's.
Chris: Hey!
Lance: Yeah, but we got kicked out.
RJ: What are disguises for? *smiles*
JC: So..that means we have to dress like the Backstreet Boys?
RJ: *sighs* NO
Lance: Then what?
RJ: Do you guys have.. any.. Normal clothes?
JC: Um, yeah, but it's in the bed room.
RJ: Dammit.. okay.. Someone has to go in there.
Chris: NOT ME!
Lance: Ew...I don’t want to see 2 creatures having sexual intercourse!
JC: Don't look at me.
Joey: Hey..why not?
RJ: *Lights up* Okay, Joey, you.
Ali: DAMMIT JUSTIN !! CHILL..YOU’RE KILLING ME!
RJ: Good luck.
Joey enters the room to find Justin and Ali playing Playstation 2.
Joey: I thought you guys were....
5 minutes pass, and the other peeps are still waiting outside of the room.
Lance: God, what's taking Joey so LONG?!
Joey: *from inside* RRRGG!! C'mon!!!!
Chris, JC, Lance, RJ: *SHOCKED*
RJ: You don't think they're..
Chris, JC, Lance: *NOD*
RJ: Y'know, forget this. *pushes door open and sees them all playing Playstation 2.* Oohh geezus CHRIST. *rolls eyes and laughs*
JC: Whoa, HEY! What y'allz doin' to my vid game system!! That cost me a fortune too!!
Chris: Shut up, I gave it to you.
JC: Oh yeah..
Ali: *throws pillow at JC*
JC: HEY! THIS THING COST ME A FORTUNE!!
Lance: JC, you hand-made that yourself..
JC: Oh yeah..
RJ: *laughs even harder* You boyz are just too much... too insane for my head..
JC: *SHOCKED* What? You wanna be insane in my bed?
Everyone: *laughs*
Lance, Chris, Joey: *sit down on bed and watch the TV as Justin beats Joey*
Ali: *keeps arms around Justin while he plays*
RJ: Okay the suggestion of going back out came up.. but what do y'all wanna do now? I mean for real. This ain't gonna keep us very busy for long.
Chris: We can.. go get ice cream!!!
RJ: Chris, sugar is the last thing you need right now.
Ali: Well, we can go to club Infinity..
*5 guys gasp*
Joey: THE club infinity..
RJ: Um yeah...
Lance: That's like.. where all the celebrities go
Joey: *drools* porn stars
Justin: Hehe, Britney Spears..that' chick, look MAD good.
Ali: *flares nose*
Justin: Mah Bad..
Chris: Can we get those round balls..that have sugar on them, they sell them at the pizza store..
Joey: Dumplings?
Chris: Yeah that.
RJ: OK are we going or not.
5 guys: Of course RJ, we are going.
Ali: You guys are so weird.
RJ: Go get dressed, we'll be waiting outside.
RJ and Ali get some fresh air while the guys scramble around for NORMAL clothes.
RJ: Don't think we're gonna survive this night.. ugh.
Ali: Hey, I sure have. I got da white boy, haha..
RJ: Oh, whatever. I still don't think they got what it takes.
Ali: Oh chill, once you get wit JC you should be f-
RJ: What the- Who ever said anything about JC!!
Ali: You know you like him... *grins and laughs*
RJ: Oh, shut up.. it's not like that.. AT ALL...
Ali: Ok RJ, whatever you say..
After a while, the guys finally come out in, yes, "normal" clothes.
Ali: K everyone, let's move!
Everyone walks until they reach the club "Infinity".
RJ: Ok so how the hell do we get in, again? I haven't been here in a LONG LONG time..
Justin: Duz ma image look good?
RJ: I don't have any connections here...
Ali:Well the bouncer that checks ID's is my ex, he's freakin up in mah grill all da time!!
RJ: Good..let's see if we can get in.
JC: Alright, let's see if we can get in
RJ: I just said that...
JC: *Doesn't hear*
RJ: *Sighs*
They all get in the line. Chris is the first one on the line out of
everybody. He’s about to talk but the bouncer looks at him and tells him to go in.
Chris: Are you not gonna ask me for ID?
Ali: Dammit, Chris is so SLOW ..
Justin: Damn , I swea if he f*cks it up again imma beat da shytz out of him!
Bouncer: Um..Mister, we can tell when people are teenagers and when people are over 30...
Chris: Hey!
Lance: *pushes Chris*
Chris: Okay thanks.
Ali: Hey Marlon.
Marlon: ALI? ..I haven't seen you in a while!!! I've missed you will you
take me back.
Justin: *flares nose*
Ali: I'll think about if you let me in *smiles sweetly*
Marlon: Alright, get in...
RJ: Good Job! *gives ali a slap on the hand*
Justin: Alright, I see how it is Ali, you’re going to leave me for some, Bouncer!
Ali: Justin it was just a WAY to get...Justin..DID YOU JUST TALK
NORMALLY?
Lance:*shocked*
Joey:*gasp*
JC: This is ...even more shocking than me not having orgasms!!
Chris: Justin are you in love?
RJ: Okay..this is sorta freakish. Justin? In love? I thought these dudes were losers!
Ali: *to RJ* Nah, they just had one last chance.