Rated: PG-13 - contains *sexual content*, *language*, and *drug association* that may be inappropriate for children under 13. In other words, we’re warning you now so you won’t complain that we didn’t warn you!
Justin's Benz comes screeching around the street corner with booming music. He parks the car on the sidewalk with another screech, turns off the engine, and gets out only to beep on the alarm. He carries his backpack with a chapter book in hand to look somewhat smart. He looks around. Another year at Sheepshed Bay High School. His last year. Finally.
Justin: (yells loudly) Yo!! Where ma homiez be at, daw!!!
JC: *runs with open arms towards Justin* JUSTIN!! What's up, man!!
JC gives Justin a tight hug.
Justin: What the- *pushes JC off* first day and y'allz are already ruinin' ma looks!
JC: Hah! How you doin', man? All the guys are here.. saw Joey watching the cheerleaders.. we don't start class for another 20 minutes..
Justin: Ah Ite, Imma go fly across the hunniez!
Joey(around the cheerleaders): BEND DOWN A LITTLE MORE!!
*Lance starts walking towards the guys with girls*
Lance: Girls, just remember. Put mascara on lightly, don’t not make in run under your eye, or you will have a BAD day! *giggles*
Girls: THANKS LANCEY! LOVE THE PANTS!
Lance: Thanks honey.. anyways HEY JUSTIN! HOW ARE YOU DOING?! OH, GOD- GIMME A HUG!!
Justin: Check yo self foo’ I don hug no thugz'. We shake but we don' hug.
Lance: Ok baby!... JOEY JOEYY!! OH GOD HOW I’VE MISSED YOU SO!
Joey: *Stares at lance*... Hey baby.. you look familiar... you a cheer leader? **** YOU ARE A HOTT LOOKING CHICK
Lance: It's Lance, AND OH STOP IT!!! *blushes*
Joey: Lance?.. wow.... ok I’m hungry, see ya later.
Justin, JC and Lance enter the hallways and spot lots of people talking in different groups.
Lance: OmGOSH! It's my cutie crew! See ya, guys! *runs off to group of girls*
JC and Justin exchange strange looks.
Justin: Man where be ma fine hunniez, yo? Dey used ta be all ovaz me...
JC: Well.. maybe you spoke a little too soon..
The guys see Britney approach like she's doing the catwalk.
Britney: H-Hi, Justin!
Justin: *confused look* Who da hell be you?
Britney: Um.. I-it's me, Britney!
Justin: Whutever, daw. I gotta catch ma class.
Justin pulls JC along and walks away from Britney.
JC: Dude! She's changed since last year! She looks HELLA good.. one FINE ass right there..
Justin: Yeh whateva man... she dudn't seem ma type...
JC: If I could ask her out just ONCE.. I'd screw on the first night.. hah..
Justin: JC, NO one would WANNA screw you cuz you'd PROBABLYZ HUMPEM then so hard youZ leave them without any breath, iZ kno you on concaine, DAWG.
JC: Justin, what are you talking about, I’m clean!
Justin: Yah yo C' DAWG, YOU SEE DOZ 2 FLY HUNNIEZ.
JC: DO I LIKE THE TASTE OF HONEY?
Justin: *sighs*... JC... DAWG.... GIRLS... SKIRTS... U BEZ UNDASTANDIN ME BRO'?
JC: MEN IT TIGHTS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING JUSTIN?
Justin: Neva MIND DAWG'...I BEZ OUT!
*Justin walks over to the 2 girls talking on the corner*
Justin: Hey honnie can I get in your pannies?
RJ: Hello baldy, and I will never let you touch me.
Ali: Can I get your number?
RJ: Ali.. Timberfag, what do you need this time?
Justin: *thinking* Rosez bez red, watches bez gold, now getz on your kneez and do as yer toldz.
Ali: Nice, got that from Joey?... Gee I knew once I gave him that chocolate chip cookie he'd be saying stupid crap!
RJ: Ugh, WHATEVER! Let's go, Ali..
Ali and RJ walk away.
Justin: DAYUM! *hears JC laughing at him* Shut up, FOO!
JC: *walks up behind Justin* Smooth, J.. REALLY smooth!! Aahaha...
Justin: ****, man.. let's get to class.. what the- I gots math..
JC: Dude, so do I.. let's go..
Both of the Js walk to their class.
----Back to RJ and Ali----
Both girls are in class.. of course they're not paying ANY attention whatsoever to what their learning. Well.. maybe RJ is, but Ali's got something else on her mind.
Ali: *whispers to RJ* RJ.. I was thinking.. that Justin guy.. he's.. I mean, I actually like him..
RJ: *presses so hard that pencil lead breaks and hisses back* WHAT!
Ali: I do.. I mean.. he's really hottttt!!
RJ: *trying to write notes at the same time* You're INSANE, girl!!
Ali: He has a nice ass.
RJ: ALI! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION, THIS IS MATH NOW!
Ali: I can’t when he’s right in front of me, his ASS IS SOO NICE.
RJ: *rolls eyes* He’s not your type! HE CAN’T EVEN SAY HI the PROPER WAY
Ali: I find that sexy..even though I can’t understand 98% of the time what he says!
Ali: RJ, WHAT ABOUT JC, HE’S CHECKIN U OUT!
RJ: *whispers* HE IS NOT!
Ali: *sarcastically* Yeah, and I have fake boobs like Britney. *looks at britney adjusting her breast*
RJ: Tell me why Lance is making over a guy..
Ali: Uh....OK *looks over at Lance putting mascara on some football player* This school is weird..
RJ: Geezus.. back to notes, back to notes.. *continues to write*
Ali shakes her head and continues to stare at Justin.
---JC and Justin---
Justin: Yo man.. ah think dat Ali chick's checkin ma image, yo..
JC: Huh? What? Checking your fridge? You don't have a fridge here..
Justin: Dat Ali chick, daw! Da one ah wuz talkin' wit earlier.. man she's a fine one..
JC: Oooh!! Ali! Y'know I'll be havin' a party this weekend.. everyone's comin'.. why don't you invite her to it?
Justin: Hell no, yo! She won't fall fo me!
Teacher: Hmm.. JC? Have you got something to say?
JC: *looks blankly at the teacher* Huh? What?
Teacher: Tell me, JC.. what did I just say about the Revolutionary War?
JC: Someone stole my car?! WHAT?!?!
Justin covers his eyes with one hand.
RJ: *laughs* Nice listening there, BUDDY..
Teacher: Mr. Chasez, have you been paying attention in class?
JC: If I have a crush on you?.. My, Jenkins, you’re nice and all but don’t you think your a little to old for me.. I mean you around 60.
Teacher: THAT’S ENOUGH YOUNG MAN, DENTENTION, 3:15
JC: Do I want to ride you? I don’t think we should be talking about this in public...
Justin: Shut up YOU FOO'! *Justin slaps JC's HEAD*
Ali: *giggles*.. Nice...
RJ: *Writes note to Ali* ...look I don’t think you should get involved with BALDY! I mean he can’t speak english, and the man' seriously needs to be on hooked on phonics!
*Gives to Ali*
*Ali reads*
He has a nice ass...lips...did I mention ass?
Teacher: EXCUSE ME, RJ AND ALI, IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
Ali and RJ: No
Teacher: Get up ALI
Ali: What about RJ?..She’s always the innocent one!
RJ: *smiles*
Teacher: Read out loud what the note says..
Ali: Okie dokie teach.
Teacher: It’s Mrs. Jenkins
Ali: *mumbles*...get a new wig.. ok RJ tells me to not get interested in Justin cuz he can’t speak english and he should be on hooked on phonics... let’s see then I say he’s really hot and he has a nice ass and lips. And thats basically it.
Teacher: *disgusted* Sit down..detention with me 3:15
Ali: Yeah sure, whatever..maybe you should try gettin a new wig. This one I heard you’ve been wearin it for the past 5 years you’ve been teaching..
Teacher: Excuse me?
Ali: I said no prob..
Ali sits down.
RJ: *can't control her laughter and puts her head down on her desk, laughing hysterically* That was.. ahah.. so priceless.. ahaahha..
Ali: *shoots dirty look and whispers* SHUT UP...
*bell rings*
Everyone gathers their stuff, and we slowly filter out of the classroom..
Ali: God this SUCKS, I have to come back here once school ends.. grr...
RJ: Hah.. maybe you should’ve looked at what we were doing rather than Timberfag’s ass..
Ali: C’mon, you gotta admit he’s good looking! And I wouldn’t be talkin’, because JC just licked his lips while looking at you..
RJ: Ugh.. whatever.. let’s go..
RJ and Ali walk off to their hangout spot for Brunch.
---JC and Justin---
JC: I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO STAY!! THIS SUCKS!!
Justin: Youz and yo dumbass brain, daw. Swear youz gonna kill yoself someday. And besides.. I gotta find dat Ali chick.. *looks around*
JC: Y’know her friend is really hot too..
Justin: Eh man, RJ’s hard ta get, yo. She ain’t ma type. Wait, hold up bro- youz just say ya have da hotz fo her friend? Aaaahaaa C has a crussshhhhh!!!
JC: SHUT UP, J...
Justin: Yeah yoz whutever man. Letz go look fo dem chix.
Justin and JC start their journey around campus to look for Ali and RJ.
Ali: Well, since YOU got me in trouble I will now have to go to dentention along with concaine sniffer. Thanks RJ, you’re such a great friend
RJ: I know. Hey.. I didn’t know luekemia patients come here
Ali: Shut up, and you know damn well that’s JUSTIN.
RJ: Yeah ok is JC looking at me?
Ali: He is eyeing you better yet.
Justin: YO YO ALI!
Ali:*squeals lowly*... He is talking to me
RJ: He's special...very.
Justin: Whut be up, babygirl?
Ali: *speechless*
Justin: Yo uh.. wanna hit a party at C's dis Sat?
Ali: I.. Uh.. I.. *starts choking*
RJ: She says YES. God.
Justin: Aaaiiight coo! Bring yo friend.. RJ... yea..
RJ: Don't worry, I'm SURE she will.. *sighs and rolls eyes*
JC: Yea um.. what was your name? TJ? Yeah, could you uh.. could you come? Cause you know you're really- *elbowed in the stomach by Justin*
RJ: *laughs* I guess I'll have to go..
Justin: Ite, baby I see you then ite? Holla.
Ali: Uh..yeah..
RJ: *Slaps Ali*
Ali: You looked like a teenybopper that just saw Nick Carter from the BSB.. He; is WAY hotter..
RJ: Yes...only thing that stops him from bein’ smart is his ebonics. Help him Lord.
Ali: Yeah "TJ"
RJ: Kiss my ass...
RJ and Ali survive the whole day of tiring school, and RJ is stuck sitting outside waiting for Ali.
RJ: *sees Justin approaching*
Justin: Yo, whut up, ahm waitin' fo C. U waitin' on ma girl?
RJ: Yeah, yeah, I am.. she's really got somethin' for you..
Justin: Yea well ah gotz ma hotz fo dat chick.
RJ: Right.. right.. so what's this thing with JC liking me?
Justin: Yo he bez high, daw. Dunno if itz fo real.
RJ: Okay..
Ali approaches, with JC following.
RJ: How was DETENTION? I was busy talking with your boyfriend here... Boyfriend.. Ali you know that isn’t true, plus I have things to worry about like my studies
Ali: *Yawn* Shut up, you know you always be lookin’ at JC'S ass.
JC: You know TJ, I love that skirt.
RJ: *looks down at jeans* Okay..IT’S R..J..
Justin: He be a foo' he don't be knowin' what he bez talkin bout
Ali: *Admiring his beauty*
Justin: Hey Ma' what's poppin.
Ali: Uh..ah..ok..
RJ: She thinks you’re hotttt...
Justin: Ahah.. aightz, yo, ah bez goin'.. gotta uh.. y'know.. deal wit ma momma.. she bez kickin' ma y'know whut if i ain't home by now.
RJ: Yeah, well.. we're gonna go too..
Ali: *Still daydreaming*
Justin: We all bez seein' ya lataz, aight.. bye..
Justin and JC leave.
RJ: Let's go.. *sighs and notices Ali's not moving* ALI!
Ali: HUH? What? Who? Why? How? Wha....
RJ: *laughs* You've got more stuff for that guy than you do for our math test tomorrow...
Ali: Oh, whatever...
---Back to Justin and JC---
Justin: C'mon, C! We GOTSTA move da party soona so ah can make it wit ma woman.
JC: So you can make a woman? Dude, I didn't know you had super powers...
Justin: Gimme a break, yo! Move da party to tomarra eve.
JC: Uh.. Ooohh!! Okay!
Justin: Yea... dumbass.. *continues to drive car*
----Ali and RJ---
Ali: He's so beautiful..
RJ: Yeah ok.
Ali: I’m so EXCITED AND I JUST CAN HIDE IT
RJ: God.. help me find a light..
Ali: You like JC, don’t you?
RJ: I do not..
Ali: Well my dream guy is a wigga, and yours is a drug addict! Perfect!
RJ: That's just great... *sigh* Okay, so WHAT if I might have a little something, but I still think he's a freak.
Ali: Ooooooo I found a weak spot!!! Aaaaahaaa!!
RJ: That's SO not funny.. *starts giggling a little and hears cell phone ring* Oh.. get that for me, will ya?
Ali: The party was moved to tonight. They couldn't wait..
RJ: WHAT?!?! But I.. But I have to study for that math test tomorrow!! It's like.. it's almost like a FINAL!
Ali: *in her own world* I can't believe it.. he MOVED it to TONIGHT.. just for ME!!
RJ: *in her academic world* Oh geez.. if the party's tonight.. no.. I can't go.. but no, I wanna see JC.. then again I wanna get an A on that test..
Ali: **** the test you’ll ace it anyways..
RJ: I might fail!
Ali: No you won’t fail, cuz I never fail and I never study! So that can’t be...
Ali: C’MON HAVE ONE NIGHT OF FUN!!
RJ: Fine, I’m going.. as long as baldy doesn’t start talking to me in his language...
Ali: His name is Justin. You’re going to see Cocaine sniffer tonight arent you proud..straight A student dating a deaf, HIGH cocaine sniffer...
RJ: A B average student... and a person who gets higher grades than me in english.. is dating a guy that cannot speak the proper language that we speak in the United states of America, that’s sad.
Ali: Whateva RJ, U bez ite.
RJ: HA
Ali: Shut up..I’m surprised you aren’t sniffing your hand since he touched it...
RJ: Not funny.
Ali: Let’s just go home and get ready.
So time flies by, and soon enough the two girls are in RJ’s Jetta, on their way to JC’s party.
Ali: *keeps looking at her mirror* I HAVE to look good.. do I look okay? Is this make up too much?
RJ: You look FINE, okay? Eesh... for the millionth time..
Ali: What the HECK did you bring that for? *points to book inside RJ’s bag*
RJ: Well I GOTTA ace that math test tomorrow! I swear if I don’t study then I’ll fail!
Ali: Oh my GOD, RJ. Whatever! You’re supposed to have FUN tonight!
---Justin and JC---
Both guys are waiting impatiently at C’s house. People were already there. Lots of people. The house was noisy and it was only 30 minutes into the party.
Justin: Dayum.. I can’t wait ta see ma chick, she bez ma lady tanite.
JC: She has a tan? What?
Justin: Yo C.. you ever gotten laid befo?
JC: Nope! Don’t think I’d wanna anytime soon, I might become a DAD!
Justin: Yea whatever man, but I’ll betcha I can git Ali into ma crib before midnight...
JC: Yea right, that’s impossible! This is just your first thing with her!
Justin: Daz da plan. A one night’s stand... ahah...
JC: *feels jealous* Ahah my ass. You couldn’t get a woman in bed!
JC: Fine. We’ll make a pact that we BOTH have to get laid tonight..
Justin: Aight, yo.. I’d watchit now cuz here comez da honniez!
JC and Justin see Ali and RJ approach the front door to the booming house with loud music.
Ali: OH MY GOD... JUSTIN.. LOOKS SO GOOD
RJ: Yeah... Look at Lance, Ali...
Ali: *looks at lance with red tips on his hair*.. He is freaky.
RJ:I know,and so is baldy.
Ali:Concaine...*SNIFF*
RJ: Kiss my ass, ****it.. Let’s just go over there
Justin: *sees RJ and Ali going across* HEY BABY DOLL I WUZ MISSIN YOU ALREADY, HOW U DOIN BABY?
Ali: HUH? OH yeah I’m fine..
JC: Hey TJ!
RJ: Ugh.. it's RJ.. my name is RJ, JC!
JC: What, huh? BJ, JC? You want to give JC a BJ? Whoaaa!! Aaahhaaa told you I could get 'em women, Justin!
*everyone but JC sighs*
Ali: This is.. a really cool party.. *stares at Justin's "cute" face*
Justin: Heh.. thanx babygirl.. *flashes smile and Ali almost faints*
RJ: Control yourself, Ali..
Justin: Yo uh.. (to RJ and JC) Me and Ali bez outside... later y'allz.
Justin puts his arm around Ali's shoulders, and they walk outside together.
RJ: Well.. uh.. here we are.. by ourselves.. in the living room.... lord help us..
JC: *continues smiling and doesn't talk*
RJ sits on the couch and pulls out her math book.
JC: What is that?
RJ: It’s math.. you know, what we learn in school.
JC: Do I have on shoes... RJ, I know you’re smart..but sometimes you ask wierd questions... *laughs*
RJ:*looks at JC wierdly*..Okk...
JC: So what do you want to do? ...Wanna dance?
RJ: Sure..I guess
*JC and RJ go onto the dance floor*
---Ali and Justin---
Justin: You be knowin’ I like you ma' rite?
Ali: Uh...huh..
Justin: Do' u got luv for me ma'?
Ali: Uh..huh
Justin: Ite,baby.
After an hour, RJ has seemed to have gotten drunk, and Ali and Justin are still stuck outside doing some sweet homie talk. RJ and JC go back over to the couch and fall into it.
RJ: Whoa.. *sigh* I didn't know how great it was to lick salt, drink, and dance all at once.. ahahaha... *continues to laugh hysterically when nothing is really funny*
JC: Ahaha.. yeah... it's great, isn't it...
RJ: OmGOSH! You like- understood what I was like- saying!! Ahahahahaha..
JC: *notices that RJ is definitely a little too high* Well.. yeah... of course.. *grins and puts arm around RJ's shoulder*
RJ: *leans against JC* Aaah.. God I'm tired...
---Justin and Ali---
Ali: *looks at her watch and becomes impatient* Yeah, Justin.. I know you love me.. and I love you too.. and all that.. and you've got one hell of a fine ass...
Justin: Yea so uh.. wouldja be avail'ble ta maybe get inta bed tanite wit me?
Ali: In bed, aren’t you going a little bit to fast?
Justin: *Licks lips, caresses face* you iz someone I che'rish, babydoll. *Kisses Ali*
Ali:*Shocked*..uh I think we should check up on RJ.. *Thinks: FRESH AIR OH MY GOD LORD HELP ME FROM TEMPTATION*
Ali and Justin go inside.
RJ: LET’S RYDE BABY!
Ali: *gasp*RJ IS THAT YOU?.. JC WHAT THE HELL DID U DO TO HER?
JC: It’s not my fault she gets high off of punch..
Ali: PUNCH, I KNOW RJ ISOLATES HERSELF FROM THE WORLD BUT **** I DON’T THINK ANYONE GETS HIGH OFF OF PUNCH, JC I SWEAR IF U GAVE HER ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE I WILL KILL YOU!!
RJ: ....HEY BABY!! WOOOHOOO LETS RYDE IT BABY!!
Ali: Let’s go home.
RJ: GIDDY UP! GIDDY UP *ON TOP OF JC*
Ali: RJ, LET’S GO!
Justin: Ma' CHILL she'll be alrite we will lay her on C'S CRIBZIBS...
Ali: I don’t know Justin.. she is pretty high..
Justin: Ma' trust me she will bez fahn.
Ali: Ah ok.. JC TAKE HER TO your bed now..and let her lay there...
And so JC brought RJ upstairs to his room... and she kept yelling "Giddy Up" the whole way.. Meanwhile, Ali and Justin were talking on the couch.
Justin: *moves closer to Ali* Yoz... c'mon, ma hunny ah be a cool bro.. letz jus go up der an find a room.. ah reserved one...
Ali: Um... I don't know, Justin.. I mean I like you and everything, but.. isn't this going way too fast?
Justin: Aw c'monz babygirl ah won't hurt ya, I'll go slow...
Ali: Well...
---RJ and JC---
RJ: WOOO GIDDY UP!!!
JC lies RJ on his bed and just stares at her as she goes completely insane off of her high drunkness.
RJ: C'MON JC, WE GOTTA GIDDY UP AND RIDE IT, COWBOY!!
JC: Calm down RJ, PLEASE...U ARE GONNA HAVE AN ORGASM..IF U DON’T STOP JUMPIN ON THE BED.
RJ: OK JC LET’S DO IT!
JC:*THINKS*(Should I take advantage of this moment?)
---Ali and Justin---
Justin: Ma' please? *starts kissing on her earlobe*
Ali: STOP IT, GRR... OK... what room?
Justin: Up da stairz, I’ll lead you in der.
Ali: Okay....
Justin takes Ali's hand and leads her up to a room... as they walk by JC's room, they hear very *strange* noises from inside of it.
Justin: *laughs and looks into Ali's eyes* Dey must be bizzay...
Ali: *giggles and continues to follow Justin.*
The two finally get into Justin's "RESERVED" room.
Ali: *looks around at crappy place* Gee, this is nice.. REALLY nice.. hah.
Justin: Ah know it ain't whut it used ta bez, but peeps messed it up, y'know.
Ali: Right.. right.. *continues looking around through drawers, only to find condoms*
Justin: *sits down on the bed*
---JC AND RJ---
**CENSORED**
---Ali and Justin---
Ali: *nervous*
Justin: Ma' don’t be nervous, is dis yo first time? Coz then I won’t go to hard on ya *laughs*
Ali:*laughs*..right..
Justins: Let's get diz on, baby doll!!
***THE NEXT DAY***
Everyone's sitting in math class, taking the test. All except for RJ and JC.
RJ: *head down on desk* **** man, I'm so wasted.. Aahh.. my head hurts, C...
JC: **** I know.. God...
Ali is sitting next to RJ while exchanging smiles with Justin, who is sitting on her other side.
Ali: *nudges RJ* RJ! The test! You gotta take your math test so you won't FAIL!
RJ: **** you... *puts head back on desk*
Ali: Fine, when you can’t get accepted into PRINCETON, don’t yell at me..
RJ: PRINCETON.. GOT TO STUDY
Ali: Wow you’re wasted, we are taking it right now..
RJ: *finally comes to her senses* Okay! Okay! I'm up! Ready to take this crap! AAH! *starts to fill in answers*
Ali: Thank GOD! Geezus, RJ..
Justin: Yo.. hey y'allz wanna go out 'gain sometime?
Ali: *smiles at Justin* Sure.. I'd.. love to..
Justin: Ite coo.
RJ: *still doing her test*
JC: *still has head on desk*
The bell finally rings, and everyone turns in their tests and walks out the door.
RJ: God.. so glad I got over that stupid hangover..
Ali: Well lemme tell ya girl, I got alotta dirt outta you ever since you got up this mornin'!
RJ: Really? Geez.
JC: *grabs RJ's butt while passing her*
Ali: Well gee, YOU two got really far, I can tell...
RJ: Well hey, what's up with you and b- I mean.. Justin?
Ali: Well.. yeah, we did... stuff..
RJ: OoooOoooOOOoo...
Ali: *smiles* Shut up...
---Justin and JC---
Justin: Hold awn yoz, lemme get dis straight. We both bez lucky homiez cuz u gots laid too?
JC: Ooohh yeah!!!!
Justin: Dayum.. y'know whutz, C?
JC: What...
Justin: Ah feelz bad 'bout dis bet thang... seemz like I'm really fallin' inta luv, daw.
JC: No way, that was a one night stand, remember?
Justin: But.. y'know... it jus ain't coo anymo, foo.
Ali: There goes mah man, I’ll be back
RJ: I’ll be right there let me just go ask Lance about how to look good ..and people not to realize I had a hang over..
Ali: Kay. *walks behind justin*
Justin: Dawg, I don' kno no more, I feel like a azzwhole fo' doin' dat stuff with Ali knowinz it was a betz, dawg...
JC: Uh Justin..
Ali:*tears* YOU KNOW WHAT! RJ WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU .. YOU KNOW WHAT KISS MY ASS U... U ****ING ****!
RJ: *overhears Ali and runs over to her and the guys* Ali! What's wrong?
Ali runs off without saying a word.
RJ: What's wrong with her? *looks at Justin and JC*
JC: I think I should talk with you.. *puts arm around RJ and walks off with her* Babe.. we haven't been completely honest with you, because this whole "getting laid" thing was a bet.. and.. well..
RJ: EXCUSE ME? *pushes JC away*
JC: Babe, look- it's not serious, because I really have feelings for you!!
RJ: JOSHUA SCOTT CHASEZ, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED!!
JC: Wha- look, I wanna make this right, okay? I'm sorry! And I DO like you! A LOT!
RJ: Ugh.. ok who cares, I still like you too... but I don't know about Ali, I think she's really taking this in a bad way... what are we supposed to do?!?
Ali: *in the bathroom*
Justin: Ma' come out..I need to holla at you c'mon
Ali: Leave me alone
Justin: Ma’ I got mah luv for you,the bet wuz at first' ma' i got mad luv for u!
Ali: You said that already *sniffs*
Justin:I miss uz baby doll
Ali: *sniff* ah what the ****.
*goes out and starts making out with Justin*
From then on, well.. can you guess the ending? They all lived “Happily Ever After.” No questions asked.
