Rated: PG-13 - contains sexual content, language, and drug use that may be inappropriate for children under 13. In other words, we’re warning you now so you won’t complain that we didn’t warn you!
As usual, Ali and RJ were on their quest to interview famous celebrities. And their next target was the hot Justin Timberlake. RJ carefully drove to Justin’s house with Ali on the passenger seat.
*Ring*
*Justin Opens door*
Justin: Wus poppinz! Youz wantz To come in?
RJ: Uh sure..
*Ali and RJ make their way into Justin's house*
Ali: Hey Justin we are RJ and AlI.
Justin: Yeah I know you be! You da fly hunniez who interviewed mah boy.
RJ: Huh? Yeah, so let’s get started on this interview.
RJ: *hears sound from room* What was that?
Justin: Oh.. nuttin', yo, letz get this thing goin'.
Voice From Bedroom: Justin? Justin Honey?
RJ: Did we.. come at a bad time?
Justin: Naw, naw, itz coo.
Ali: *wandering around the room looking into drawers and things*
RJ: Psst! Ali! Get over here!
Ali: What..i was looking in the drawers,gee the guy definetly has more than 5 packs of condoms
RJ:who do u think was that person whining in the other room?
Ali: Lance....
RJ: SERIOUSLY
Justin: YOZ I BEZ RITE HEA, WHAT CHU LOOKIN AT?
Ali: How fine you look.....*thinks of a way not to get caught* You look in this picture?
RJ: Yeah, what she says...*gag*
Justin: I know I’m smooth. Yo hunny can I get yo digits?
RJ: Did you ever go to school?
Justin: Yeah Justin, bez a smart kid in h.s.
RJ: Can you speak english?
Justin: Engleesh? Whut da **** be dat?
RJ: It's.. ugh. Nevermind.
*Lance continues to yell Justin's name in the background*
Ali: Justin.. boxers or briefs?
Justin: Uh... (remains silent)
RJ: Aight.. um.. Justin! What do YOU think of the new album "Celebrity"?
Justin: Is madd hottt yo, I singz ALL da hottezt partz and da lead Vocalz
Ali: Oh really, how interesting...
RJ: So, um why do you always deny the rumors about you and Slutney? I mean britney..
Justin: Dat hoe? Nah she ain't mah ****..
Ali: Oh but Lance is right?
Justin: DAT FOO' AINT GOT NUFFIN TO DO WIT ME.
Ali: *points at make up set*..Oh and that wouldnt be LANCE'S?
Justin:Hey CAN''T A MAN BE HAVIN’ MAKE UP, UP IN HEA?
Ali: Justin, you don’t wear make up.
*Background*: JUSTIN MY MAKE UP SET! MY LIP STICK IS WEARING UP,YOU KNOW I LIKE TO POUTER UP BEFORE I GO TO BED!
RJ: *sighs* Oohh geez.. let's get back to the questions, shall we? Um.. now that Jordan retired, who's your fave player in the NBA?
Justin: Uh... uh... uh. *looks over at Ali*
Ali quickly opens Justin's bedroom door and sees Lance with a towel wrapped around his waist. He screams like a girl.
Ali: WHOA THERE!
Justin: What the- whatchu doin' in ma crib, foo?!
RJ: Justin, that might explain that condom that is literally hanging out of your pocket..
Ali: Lance is a chick? OH MY GOD!
LANCE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! *takes bra and puts it on*
Ali:*smirks*, I’m justin's new hoe, Ali's the name...and this is RJ, Justin's other chick.
Lance:*tears in his eyes*You've been cheating on ME!
Justin: Huh, whatchu be sayin?
RJ: Ooohh geez.. *covers eyes with hand* Is it over yet?
Justin: (to Lance) Babygirl I had no ahdea this wuz gonna flo! C'mon, ***** don' leave on me!
Lance: (while getting dressed) Don't you EVER call me that again, Justin Randall Timberlake!
Ali and RJ exchange smiles and continue to look on.
Justin: Babe pleeze don't do dis, yo!
Lance starts to go out door and Justin starts to go after him.
Ali: *stops Lance from going out* Now wait there, we're not done with you!
Ali: Fine, Fine...if you stay we will give you a Macy's card that will give you 50% off of everything..cloths,shoes etc..and we will give you a free make up set to tone up your face.
Lance: *Lights up* REALLY?
RJ: Really! Back to questions..
Ali: Back to lookin’ at Justin’s fine ass
RJ: ALI, STOP IT
Ali: Sorry for having teenage hormones! WHY don’t YOU TRY HAVIN’ SOME?
RJ: I DO have hormones idiot, it’s inside of me!
Ali: Anyways, so Justin.... Why are you, a white boy trying to be ghetto?
Justin: I ain't white, chill wit dat.
RJ: Look at your skin.
Justin:So'z? I’m lite skinnded
Ali: Skinnded? Nice...
RJ: So Justin.. what's it like to be famous?
Justin: Well ah have da chance to hang wit da homiez and all dat and show off ma ice and everythin'.. y'knowz da usual.
Ali: Can I have your phone number?
RJ: Ali!
Ali: Geezus RJ lighten up.. well all know you like-
RJ: OKAY! Justin! Your next question.. Do you think you get the most attention simply because you are the youngest member of *NSYNC?
Justin: Uhtenshun? Whut da hell be up wit dat, yo? I get ma uhtenshun cuz i'm a pimp wit some skill, daw!
Ali: Justin, are you horny?..cuz **** you are SEXIFIED.
RJ: *Dirty look*
Justin: I be'z look at you fly hunniez, wanna take a ryde in ma benz, but chu gotta get those blankets, cuz mah benz can’t be dirty u get mehz?
RJ:Uh?... Justin you know..y ou should get a dictionary and read it patiently..and look at the words..
Justin: DAWG, I DON’T NEED NO DAM DICZTIONARYZ! IM BEZ A PIMP WIT STYLE BABY DOLL
RJ: Ugh.. whatever.. so.. Justin.. what's this thing with you and LANCE? *notices Lance sitting on a chair next to Justin, holding his hand*
Justin: Whu? Ah we be jus homiez hangin' out.
Ali: Are you so sure about that? Because last time we checked, JC was your loverboy...
Lance: WHAT?! Justy? You've been cheating on me with JC?! One of our own band members?!?!
RJ: Hold up, guys.. let's not get an argument going here..
Justin: (to Lance) Whut, foo?! 'S not like ah don't knowz 'bout youz and Joey da Fat-One!!
Ali: HEY JUSTIN CAN I TRY YOU IN BED!
RJ: Ali...I’m going to knock you in the head with this dirty condom
Ali: Ew...
Justin: Yo' FOO' I DONT BE GETTIN U! FIRST U BEZ HOMIEINMELIKEYOZGOTMUZHLUVFORME
Ali and RJ:*Clueless*
Ali: Well Justin,thanks for the talk, even though we didn’t understand 85 percent of the **** you said, we appreciate it ..and can I feel your arms?
RJ: ALI
ALI: SORRRY WELL BYE LANCE
LANCE: NICE COLOR CHICKA, LOVE THE PINK
Ali:K BYE!
RJ: Ok they are freaky
Ali: He's hott
RJ: Yeah and I look like Britney.. ugh.. whatever...
